France, france, france...

Aaah guys. We are back, yet again. You remember my post waaaay back in February when the Hilbilly parade in france demonstrated against gay marriage? Well guess what. About 7 days ago france officially legalized gay marriage! YES! Faith in humanity is restored and the world finally takes a step in the right direction again... partly.

Gay? No way!

HAPPPPYYYY NEW YEAR!
Yeah, i know it's a bit late, but better late than never, right?

However, i know i'm not posting very much, but i actually plan to change that.
I'm planning to post on this Blog whenever there is something in the world going on that either disgusts me or makes me go like "AWWWWWYEAAAAH!"

And this time it is this:

Sources: http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Europe/2013/0114/French-government-unfazed-by-massive-anti-gay-marriage-protest

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/more-anti-gay-marriage-protests-in-france/story-fnd134gw-1226519252072

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/34710505/ns/topics/

(IMPORTANT: Note that i'm being sarcastic at the beginning. I say that almost at the end of this post, but keep this in mind while you'r reading.)

So what do we have here? A protest against Justin Bieber? Or a "What have u done?" protest against Justin Bieber's parents (which could most likely be, if you take a look at the 3rd picture.)

No. It is OF COURSE a massive protest in france against gay marriage.

I think this protest lies in the past already, i think it occured sometime in January(?) so it may be a bit outdated, but i still want to give you my opinions about this middle-age parade.

All i can say is: I support this hilbilly parade to 100%! All these men and women who participated in this protest (who would probably have no remorse to burn gay people on a stake if we would still live in the middle ages) are not afraid to say that, what every normal human being with no brain thinks:

That is:

There is no place in this world for gay people!

If you are gay, you should mark yourself with a star that says "Gay".

If gay people are married, they shouldn't have the same rights as heterosexual couples, because heterosexual couples are like the "alpha males" of couples. They are right - and gay couples are wrong. Always.

Gay people should live a lie until the end of their lives. Which means that gay men have to marry women, and gay women have to marry men, simply because the protesters want it like that. Feelings of gay people doesn't matter because, as already mentioned: They are wrong.

And what if they have a baby? OH MY! Those hilbilly kids would actually bully this poor little kid because it has 2 mothers or 2 fathers. Ohhh would some please pass me my aromatic salt?

Your value as a human and your dignity is not meassured by your job, what you have accomplished so far or by your friends. No. It is meassured by your sexual interests. Just think about Elton John. He isn't really gay, he's actually hetero, he just wants the world to believe that he's gay, to give gay people some courage.

As i said: I totally support this hilbilly parade to 100% because i have legit right to know what other people are doing behind closed doors, because... er...

AAAH!  MY SARCASM BULLETS ARE EMPTY!

With all honesty: Those people just prooved to themselves that their brains are stuck somewhere in the middle ages. I mean: Why does it matter if someone is gay or not? Look at them. They are human beings for f's sake!

It is the same as to discrimate someone because of his color. That's just plain idiotic.

I don't care what people do behind closed doors, why should i?

What do you guys think about this stupid, meaningless protests in France or homophobic people in general? Is there still hope that they will grow up or will they stay ignorant and brain afk for a longer time?

Let me know.

Quality has it's value, apparently

I think no one is going to disagree with me when i say that "quality has it's value." It doesn't matter what it is, wether it is a game, a sculpture or whatever, if i think it is good, then i am willing to buy it for a reasonable amount of money... or i'm becoming a pirate.

I want to give out thanks to a guy named "ZwiebelOttah" who came across this pretty awkward amazon auction:

(Click on the image for a larger version)

As you can see those people sell the game "Guild Wars 2". They own the game, but they sell it, so it is a second hand version of the game. The first two offerings are pretty legit, don't you think? 45,00€ for a second-hand version of the game. But the third one. Really? I mean yeah, 3.500€ for a second-hand version, but 3€ forwarding charges? Are you serious? This is an outrage. I would even call it daylight robbery. If you can get a new version of the game for like 45.00€, sure. But this is a second-hand version for 3.500€! Who would be able to resist that offer? But 3€ forwarding charges? Come on!

(By the way: If you think i photoshopped this, then i've got 2 arguments who will outplay that accusation.
First: I don't have, thus i don't use Photoshop.
Second: Here is the link if you don't believe me:
http://www.amazon.de/gp/offer-listing/B0071MEF38/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used)

(Song of the Moment) J-Rap: QN & No Look Plan

For some reason i get the feeling, that this Blog is turning into a Music Blog... ah well, this shouldn't be a problem, right?

You know those days, right? You take a look out of the window and it looks like a revival of 2 girls 1 and so on. So what could you possibly do to lift up your spirits? YES! Get your MP3 Player ready (yes, i'm one of those kind of people who still use an MP3 Player because in my world Apple products are a synonym for Lady Gaga... you get the idea) and liste to some music. Another idea would be to get a phone call from an asian lady, but since that didn't happen yet which kinda blows, we just go with the idea to listen to some music.
I already mentioned, that my favourite music genre is japanese Rap and this time i can present you 2 Tracks who got completely stuck in my head. Those 2 were kinda on auto-repeat the last couple of days. The first one would be:

The first time i heard QN's newest Album "New Country" the one Track i loved the most was "Hands" featuring "DyyPride", but i was also really into the rest of the Album, too. The Beats were totally awesome on almost every track and one of his biggest strenghts is probably the chorus. QN really knows how to create a chorus that sneaks into your head and rests there for quite some time. Anyways. As i said, one of the Tracks that i listened to the most was "Hands", where a fellow SIMI LAB Member "DyyPride" was featured on.

After i kinda put this album away, about 2 or 3 weeks later i was suddenly remembering the catchy tune from the Song "Cray Man". I don't know why, it just happened all of a sudden. So i sat down at my laptop and listened to the song. After that i thought "Ah dang it, let's do it again." a few minutes later "Okay, one more time" and so on.

If you want to know how acute it is, you can take a look at my LAST.FM Profile:

(Click to enlarge)

And because of that QN happens to be ranked 1 on the list of artists i listen to the most on LAST.FM with 154 plays (right after him is CUEZERO with 128 plays, by the way.)

I also managed to find some Links if you are interested in QN (i wasn't able to find out his twitter account, but who's actually using twitter nowadays? Well, besides of people who buy apple products and thus have no right to access this blog.)

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/QN-from-Simi-Lab/204090789689754

Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/simi-lab

LAST.FM: http://www.last.fm/music/QN

- http://www.last.fm/music/QN+From+SIMI+LAB

Buut this was just the first "Song of the Moment" Here is the second one:

"Freedom" by the group "No Look Plan." To be honest: I know absolutely NOTHING about this group (i didn't even find them on Twitter or Facebook.)

I also only have one Album, which contains 2 CD's, which is called "Shinin' × Shinin'".

I can tell you: The artwork on this Album looks absolutely beautiful. Just take a look at it:

(Source: http://blog-imgs-37.fc2.com/g/o/f/goforwardkeep086/1366071684_39.jpg)

The artwork pretty much depicts the sound of the group. It is hard todescribe their style because it definitly is very unique. But i think i alrady said enough. It's time for you to ear what i mean.

But one more thing: None of those Songs are uploaded to youtube, so i uploaded them on one of my channels. I didn't make the video public and i didn't upload the whole songs, just a short preview of them, to avoid getting a copyright strike. But here is the preview of "Cray Man" by "QN" and "Freedom" by "No Look Plan":

I really can't get these 2 Songs out of my head. I shouldn't even call it "Listening to music" maybe i should call it "Listening to QN "Cray Man" and No Look Plan "Freedom" non-stop."
However, now that you've heard it, let me tell you what you think about these 2 Songs or what you usually do against hyper effective earworms. Any helpful suggestion will be gladly appreciated.

Edit
Just when i was about to release this Post, i saw that someone actually uploaded the whole Song "Freedom" from "No Look Plan" on YouTube. So. There u go:

(Song of the moment) C-Pop: 许嵩 ｢单人旅途｣

Once agaaaaaaain~
Do you know one of my favourite kind of conversations? This one:
Random Person: "Hey, do you like Lady Gaga?"
"Le" Me: "Lady GaggGagg? No, sorry. I prefer listening to Music."
(By the way if you want to know where my synonym for "Lady Gaga" is coming from, check this Video out:
-> http://youtu.be/2f7usqaNx8U?t=7m50s)
Before i get the core of my Post i wanted to tell you something. Well, i'll probably do a specific Post for this anyways. I go by the philosophy that you have to try something in order to hate it. Wheter if it is a drink, a song, an "Artist" or whatever. So i actually did listen to a couple of "Songs" or, as i like to call it "pathetic pieces of nonsense" from the so-called "musician" that i like to call "Lady GaggGagg." As i said: I'll probably write a whole Post about her... or him(?) soon but to give you a little spoiler: I wasn't disappointed. It definitly proved my point. Which was that she/he sucks a**.
But whatever. Let's get to the point, the MUSIC.

You know me; i personally think that you can find actual music only in asia nowadays. Well... yeah, real musicians do exist outside of asia, but in the underground.
Anyways, the first "Song of the Moment" was a Classic Chinese Pop Song by "鄭化" called "星星點燈". The second "Song of the Moment" was one of my personal Summer Hits 2012: "강남스타일" by "싸이" And today i got yet another Chinese Pop Song. Asian ladies and gentlemen i present to you the 3rd "love GIANT Blog Song of the Moment"~

Chinese Pop really caught my attention, as u can see. The Artist is called "许嵩" (Spelled like "Vae Hsu".) The story of how i know about this Artist is pretty funny: For a while there were so many asian ladies that wrote to me via ICQ. Mostly chinese ladies. Then one day there was a chinese guy who wrote to me via E-Mail, i guess. I gave him my Skype Name, so he could add me. He wanted me to help him improve his english skills, while he gave me some chinese lessons (it was pretty hard to understand this guy, since he had a very HUGE chinese accent.) Almost at the beginning he wanted to show me how good chinese Music sounds and he introduced me to "许嵩". The song he showed me was just simply awesome. It was the following one:

(Note: This isn't the "Song of the Moment(!)"

Since i was so into this Song, i was searching for some Albums from "许嵩". I managed to get my hands on two Albums: "Personalize" and "SOUGHT and GOT." And i can tell you guys: "SOUGHT and GOT" is such an awesome Album. Usually i only listen to Japanese Rap, as u might know. And 许嵩 is normally only doing Pop music, so i was even more surprised when i listened to the Song "我无所谓". This guy can rap... i really am speecheless. Here u can listen to a short snippet from this Song:
-> http://youtu.be/pD0jI272Wa4?t=2m6s
By the way, this is also an overview from all Songs from the Album "SOUGHT and GOT." However. This just goes to show you: Sometimes it takes just one guy to introduce and get you addicted to a brand new style of music. After a quick search i found out about other artists like "Cindy Wang", "萧亚轩" (Elva Hsiao) and Jeff Chang, who all make very good music, even though i personally prefer Japanese HipHop.
So the song that got seriously stuck in my head is probably "单人旅途". Thankfully this Song is uploaded to YouTube, so all of you guys can enjoy it. Check it out:




Of course "许嵩" is also present on LAST.FM and Facebook, so if you like what you hear, make sure to check those Links out:
LAST.FM  http://www.last.fm/music/%E8%AE%B8%E5%B5%A9
Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/%E8%AE%B8%E5%B5%A9-VAE/38647858465

So what do you guys think about 许嵩, the Song of the Moment or his Music in general? Let me know by leaving a comment below. (By the way the next Song's of the Moment are probably Japanese Rap Songs, so make sure to stay tuned.)

How about a drink?

All right. For now i thought let's take a break from the music and go to something that MIGHT be as addictive as music: Drinks. Now before i go to the main point i wanted to give you a quick overview of my drinking habits... erm... no i don't have a drinking problem, don't worry.

I live in germany, as u might know and i guess we are famous for our beer. And i can say i like to drink a beer every once in a while (but i can assure u that i have never been drunk. Yeah... come to think of it, i might be a role model to your kids in the future.)

However. I usually like to drink water. Just plain, normal, still water. I don't like fizzy water it just feels strange when you swallow it... that's what she said.

So far so good. Usually, when i'm with a group of guys and i already had my bottle of beer and i don't want to drink more, from time to time i bring my standard pun and say "Naah, i'm fine, i'lldrink some diet water for now." As i said: It is a pun because there is NO WAY that something like diet water exists right? ... Right?... Oh i was sooo mistaken:

(Source: http://www.funbull.com/Funny-Pictures/Diet-Water-645.asp)

So i did some research on this so called "Diet Water" that, i guess, seems to be produced in SAPPORO. Speaking of SAPPORO: Ever heard of "Tha Blue Herb"? No, i'm not talking about Resident Evil i'm talking about the Japanese Rap group. You haven't? Change that!

Anyways, this "Diet water" seems to be just your typical "still water". But i mean; what is the point? Seriously. OK; i can come up with one possible explanation: Maybe you know that some people think that "diet" products have less fat content, so they help you with your "diet", when those products are actually produced for people with diabetes. Means those products have less sugar content or sugar replacement (well let's just neglect Cola Light and Pepsi Light on this point.) Maybe the producers don't get the the actual meaning of the word "diet?" Because i've never heard of regular still water having either sugar or any kind of flavour enhancers in it.

On my research i also found this product:

(Source: http://inventorspot.com/articles/ten_bizarre_japanese_soft_drinks_5225)

Yeah. Maybe it took you a moment to comprehend what this is but i think you'r guess was right. This is mother's milk. It seems that you can actually buy this in the store... I mean i heard about women having no milk, when they get a baby (i don't know if this happens too often) or some women who have too much, so they would consider selling it. Or some women who don't breastfeed they'r babies and think that this may probably be a good replacement. But still - milk from another mother? And aside of that, if you ask me it just looks strange, doesn't it? Especially if you have that kind of a fetish. Imagine you are sitting on the (checkout) counter in the supermarket and a man dressed in a long coat, wearing black glasses and a fake mustache approaches. He's buying this along with some toilet paper and other stuff, so it doesn't stand out too much.

And then, this package has some problems with the price, so you have to call out one of your colleagues and shout through the whole supermarket, so that everyone notices what this guy is buying. No, this never happened to me. Really. You can't even buy this exact product at my place. But an event like this COULD occur, you never know.

And speaking about this: When i first saw this, i remembered a scene from "Little Britain":

Now to conclude this post: I found another strange thing when i did some research on the so-called "diet water":

(Source: http://www.patcroce.com/spinning-plates/skinny_water.html)

Apparently this drink is sold in the USA (i assume.) From what i've heard this is also just regular, plain, still water but with differnt flavours, as u can read. On the front it says "0 calories and 0 sugar." But really, if i see drinks or even snacks packed like that, i get cavities just by looking at it. Why does it have to be so fancy and colorful? To stand out even more?

Let alone, what is wrong with just basic, plain, still water? Nothing, right? I drink this regullary for quite some years now and i can't complain. In fact, you should try this too. Try to just drink plain still water for about two weeks. After two weeks, try drinking a beer or a cola and i can assure you: It tastes SO great. I think you really appreciate the flavour of other drinks, when you usually just drink still water.

With aaaall of that being said: What do you drink normally. And what is you opinion on this "diet water?"

jinmenusagi - I MAY SICK (FREE DOWNLOAD)

(Source:  http://soundcloud.com/jinmenusagi )

Since the last post was about the "Song of the Moment", i thought that we stay at the topic "music" with this post. Never change a winning team, right?


Japanese underground Rap has got a new Artist. He is called "jinmenusagi".
His Mixtape "I MAY SICK" is legally available for free download. I can just recommend it to you, this Mixtape is AWESOME. I don't want to be a leecher and just give you the downloadlink. Here is the Link to his Blogpost where u can easily download it via "Mediafire"
-> http://jinmenusagi.blogspot.de/2012/06/i-may-sick.html <-

Just download it and give it a listen. You've got nothing to loose, since it is for free. I personally really enjoy this Mixtape (mostly the Bonus Tracks.)
If you like what you hear, then feel free to support this guy by sharing his Album with as many guys as you know. I can only repeat myself: It's for free.
I'm going to give you some links regarding jinmenusagi if you want to know more about him and/or his music:
jinmenusagi's Blogspot
jinmenusagi's Soundcloud Account
jinmenusagi's Twitter Account
jinmenusagi's YouTube Account
jinmenusagi's Tumblr Account

If you want to check out his Style, i added 2 YouTube Videos down below. He kinda reminds me of "鎮座DOPENESS." On his first Album "100%RAP" he worked with a different producer on every Track and not one track sounded alike. That's pretty much the same with "jinmenusagi" he doesn't seem to have a "strict style" he seems to be able to vary alot, so it never gets boring, when you listen to some of his Songs.

And now enjoy "jinmenusagi's" Album and let me know what you think by either posting a comment under this Post or leave him a message on of his accounts. He is making his music for free (despite one Album he released), so support him wherever you can!

(Song of the moment) K-Pop: 싸이 ｢강남스타일｣ (PSY-GANGNAM STYLE)

Welcome to the 1st Song of the Moment Blogpost in English (overall the 2nd one.)
So since this is the first time in english, which sounds kinda dirty, let me explain you real quick what this little category is about. In "Song of the Moment" i'm going to present you a Song that has been stuck in my head recently. And as u might know, i only listen to asian music, so i'm going to present you songs that you probably won't hear in the radio (especially if you happen to live in germany, like me.)
In the first "Song of the Moment" Blogpost i gave you a (probably) Classic Chinese Pop Song, called "星星點燈" from "鄭化". If you want to listen to it click on the following link and scroll down to the bottom and enjoy it: This is such an awesome Song, you shouldn't miss it, if u ask me. Don't worry it ain't no Rick Roll this time. Okay so far for the introduction. Now let's get to the second "love GIANT Blog Song of the Moment"...

I remember it. I was online in the League of Legends Client when a good friend wrote to me. I don't exactly remember what he wrote, but it was something like "Heey i just found this BOMB Song. U gotta see this!"
I can say that this guy usually fails hard in disappointing me, so i checked out the MV he provided me with.
The Artist was called 싸이 or "PSY" and the Song 강남스타일 "GANGNAM STYLE".
If you compare this Track to the first one from "Song of the Moment" u might see, that music definitly developed, in terms of the Sound itself, as well as the MV's (let alone that the first one was Classic Chinese Pop and this one is "Modern" Korean Pop.)
Anyways. The Lyrics of the Song (i found an MV with translated lyrics) are... well... let's say "standard". Nothing you can say much about. But the MV... OH MY THE MV! I really like it, when Artists don't take themself too serious, and 싸이 is doing and awesome job at this point. If you see the video, you know what i mean. He's making "feel good" music and the MV underlines this perfectly. You can easily tell that he's having a shit load of fun at what he's doing. And let's not forget the great dance that comes with the video. Forget this whole silly wanna-be "YOUUUUUUUU" yelling that makes no sense and isn't even funny and try the 강남스타일 dance. Never seen such a great choreography. Dirty dancing? Get away with this bullspit, it can't mess with the 강남스타일 dance.
AAND the point that made me walk into the kitchen to get myself a bucket to catch my saliva was... what? Yes, of course. The ladies who are featured in the video. Long story short check out the MV:



Now. It seems that we, the germans, need to have some sort of a "Summer song" every year. Back in the day i remember Artists like Tiziano Ferro or something and Las Ketchup... hold on i' feeling kinda sick remembering this... okay. The last group even had a lame dance that some people had to try out. Do yo remember the "Macarena"? Yeah. Now picture a group of girls who can't sing and dance and you got one of our "Summer hits".
I don't think that "강남스타일" will EVER be aired on german radio stations. Why? Because it is korean and not german or english? No wonder some countries still think that we are racist, with this attitude. And it sucks, because this Song really has the potential to be the official "Summer hit 2012." (By the way: Don't say "They won't air it in Germany, because no one understands it." First: "Tiziano Ferro" and "Las Ketchup" also didn't sing in german or english (i guess it was italian and/or spanish) Second: There are tons of people who don't understand the lyrics of english songs, but still listen to it, third: I bet there are enough people who learn japanese, chinese and/or korean. So that argument doesn't count.)
Anyways, so far, "강남스타일" has got good ambitions to be my personal "Summer hit 2012" Because the MV really gives u a summer-feeling, (since you get extremely HOT at some scenes) let alone the Song. It gets easily stuck in your head, it kinda "sounds" like summer and you just want to go out and try that dance out, as well. You never know; maybe some asian ladies start approaching you out of nowhere and join right in...
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i gotta go now. 'Till the next Blogpost!

love GIANT Blog Lady of the 3,000 Views + 1 Blogpost

Hello world.
Okay that was a really bad opening. Like Lil' Wayne deciding to be a Rapper. Anyways before i get to the strawberry of this post, i hve to explain the chocolate cover first:
When i started this whole "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 1,000 Views" series,  i wanted to handle it like this:
Everytime, when this blog cracks the 1,000 View mark, i'll name a new "Lady of the 1,000 Views". The problem is just, that i orientated myself on the counter to your left. There was i time where i had over 2,000 Views once, but they dropped at one point below the 1,000 View mark. So that counter resets after a certain time.
But a few weeks ago, i discovered that it is possible, to display how many views this Blog has OVERALL. Damn, the internetz is so fascinating sometimes, isn't it?
As i write this sentence, this blog has got 4.850 views (thanks to all of you guys, by the way.)
So i'm going to handle it like before: Everytime this Blog cracks the 1,000 View mark, i'll name a "Lady of the 1,000 Views", but i'm going to measure it on the overall mark, since this makes more sense then looking at a resetting viewcounter, right?
And just one more thing: I guess you do know, that i'm the "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT, so i guess you know what kind of people get this prize, right? Exactly. Only real LADIES->  ASIAN LADIES, so those who deserve it.

And now, without further adieu i bring you: The "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 3,000 Views"...

• Name | ゆかり田村
• Date of birth | Feb, 27 1976
• Hometown | 福岡
• Hobbies | Making sweets, making ribbon bows, writing poems (詩)
• Website | http://tamurayukari.com/
• Twitter | http://twitter.com/yukari_tamura

The Ladies of the 1,000 and 2,000 Views were both actresses, so this time i decided to give the title to a singer. As u may have guessed, is beautiful... and a japanese pop singer. Of course she doesn't only produce music, she's also a voice actor in various Anime. Here is a list of the Anime she was featured in (wether as voice actor and/or as theme Song performer: http://myanimelist.net/people/27/Yukari_Tamura

I assume that most of you watched "Naruto" at least once. As u can see, she's doing the voice acting for "Tenten" and that's one reason why Tenten was and still is one of my favourite Characters in "Naruto".

But now to the more important stuff: The music.

She released her first Album (actually Mini-Album) called "What's new, pussycat?" on September, 26th 1997. Since i want to feed you with only good stuff and correct informations i looked it up on wikipedia and it says, that this Album is no longer being printed. But hey, we got the technologies and the possibilities. Combine them and u get the Internet and probably the idea.

Maybe u know her from my japanese Rap Album 「スラムフンク」, where i sampled her Track "君へ (Kimi e)" which was available on her fifth Single called "眠れぬ夜につかまえて (Nemurenu Yoru ni tsukamaete.)"

The thing is, that she has such an amazing voice. You just have to listen to one Track from her and you know what i mean. It's just simply beautiful, there's really no way to describe it. As far as i know, her most famous Song outside of Japan is "Love parade". Never heard of it? I know a way to change this:

U see and HEAR what i mean? Her voice is probably the "tullest" thing i've ever heard. So it's not much of a surprise that i own almost every Single as well as every single Album from her.

My personal favourite Songs? I guess (君へ "Kimi e"), "Sparkle with delight", 上海夜曲 ("Shanhai Yakyoku"), "Love parade", "Love countdown", "Black dahlia", "Oshiete A to Z" plus all the other ones i forgot.

With that being said;

Congratulations ゆかり田村!!!

And now, as a little "Aftershow party": A Blogpost

I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet, like... no everything that comes to my head is to dirty to name it, even though it would fit the following. I might as well just say it, since i have to wash this Blog after the following anyways. No, i won't.

I like to keep track of how people get to my blog. Like which tags do the use or which pages linked my Blog, stuff like that. After i posted the probably last german Post "EAT MY BOWELS!", i checked the tags people used to get on my blog and... well... just look at it:

(Click to view original size)

Okay here is the translation plus a little Statement from myself:

"jjgirls"

Oh yeah, i mentioned jjgirls as a source in one of my posts, but his doesn't make me a bad person... and no, i'm not easily bilious... jerk

"kelch zwei gesichter"

Translates to "cup 2 faces". The one post where i referred to the new YouTube Channel design and this "tilted image" with the 2 faces and 1 cup reminding me of what? Yes, what else? The new YouTube Channel design which looks like? Come on, you know it already.

"kippbilder"

Translates to "tilted image", see above.

"nicht schwimmen kann"

Roughly translates to "not being able to swim". I still don't understand why this would lead someone to my Blog and i don't even know how to make fun of it so... next!

"filehoster ohne captcha" + "free file hoster"

Translates to "Filehoster without captcha". Probably related to my in-depth analysis about 3 certain Filehoster. But seriously: Why bothering searching for file hoster, who don't require a captcha? You have to be lucky to even find a file hoster, which doesn't require a premium (or as i say, "Bieber") account to download files, in the first place.

"i love giants.blogspot.de"

No... just no. This is not "desperate lonely women.blogspot" neither is this "i am so unlucky with my sexual life, so i want to cheat on my husband, the man i'm looking for should also be able to get this vacuum to f*** this cake". So: NO!

What? Oh yeah, thanks for mentioning, i forgot the one before "free file hoster". Thanks, i really forgot it...

I have to warn you, there are things you DON'T need or DON'T want to know and this is one of 'em. The tag before "free file hoster" translates to...

"women shitting"

This is not just a NO. This is a "Justin Bieber has decided to Sing "NO". How in the name of feces can this... no. I'm gonna go now, take a chemistry bath and pretend that this never happened.

I see you in the next Blogpost!

That's gay... no, it really is

Since it seems that i'm going to write my future posts in english, (3:0 so far. That means if one person votes for "Yes", i could show the result to Dirk Nowitzki from the Mavericks. He has to be familiar with the outcome 4:0.) i'm going to give you an example of how it feels to read a post from the "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT:

*NOTE: Before i start i want to let you guys know, that i'm NOT an enemy of homosexuality. If you happen to be homosexual, please don't feel offended.

I guess you guys are all familiar with the movie "Brokeback Mountain", right? Well. I never watched it, but my mother did. And after she watched it, she was like "Hey, you really should check it out, it's an awesome movie." I was like "Dafuq? You are german since when do you speak english so fluently?"
Wait... 1st horrible pun that no one will laugh about: [V] Done.
Now let me get this bi... sorry i meant "straight": As i said, i have nothing against homosexual people. As long as they don't try to get on to me, i'm fine with them. As vash12349 said: "Whatever lights your candle", right? But to get to the point. I also use to say "I don't care what they do in their bedrooms" and this is exactly why i am NOT going to watch this movie.
I only know that it involves 2 cowboys on the countryside... Sorry but i have to do this:
First up:

And second down:

They can be glad that this movie or story took part in the usa and not in England, let alone in Llanddewi Brefi, since there is only one gay in the village:

(Source: http://www.welovecards.co.uk/user/uploads/products/large/LB007_1.jpg)

Okay. This movie is about 2 gay cowboys and everybody knows it and thinks it's the 1 priest 1 nun (in a positive way, though.)
My question: Did any movie with lesbian content have a big impact so far? Why only a gay movie?
Okay. You know what? You know that i'm the "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT and i like to swim against the stream. If anyone has contacts with Hollywood i want you guys to send the following wallpaper to them- the love GIANT version of "Brokeback Mountain" which would probably look like this:

(Click to view the original size)

(Screenshot from LADY-064 おねえさんといっしょ♪ )

This is what the world's been missing. Talk about it! Now! I demand it!

Homosexual content in Manga/Anime

I remember i had a discussion with a good friend of mine (yes, he still is.) It was at the time where i was watching an ENORMOUS amount of Anime. We were talking about that there is a SHIT TON of Yaoi Manga out there (Yaoi=Manga/Anime or Hentai that is all about "Boys love".) I mean it is really impossible.
I'm a huge fan of Yuri, (Yuri=Manga/Anime or Hentai that is all about "Girls love".) i own about 6 Yuri Mangas and that's pretty much everything you can get here in germany. You can't even get them in the stores you have to purchase them via AMAZON.
Yaoi? It's the exact opposite. You just have to check out the Manga section in your local bookstore. It's probably overloaded with current Naruto, One Piece, etc. volumes, but i can guarantee you, that you will be able to find some Yaoi Manga in there, but not one Yuri Manga.
The only explanation for this overflowing Manly flower-power i can come up with, is that the Fanpage is as huge as the amount of air in Justin Biebers head. If you compare it to the Yuri-Fanbase, it's like comparing Michael Jackson's popularity with BLAHRMY (an awesome Japanese Rap group.)
BUT! If you get overfilled with this double-rainbow pinkness, then it's no freaking wonder, that it became this popular.
As u might already know i like to flow against the stream, even if i can't swim, which is quite an accomplishment. And just to prove, that i'm not the only one who feels that way, then check this out:

Source: http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-647851/anime-motivational-posters-read-first-post?pg=3162)

To conclude this Post: The gay community has a movie with a fanbase as huge as a horse's you-know-what and Manga's up the ass, but this doesn't go for the counter-part, the lesbian community...

(Source:  http://alachuapolitix.com/the-big-unveil-the-major-research-project/are-you-serious/)

No wonder that gays are sometimes being treaded like second class. And no wonder that i'm going to recieve a 1 priest 1 nun ton of flames in the comments below (feel free to share your opinions.)

VOTE NOW!

(Source:

http://arcone.com.au/pageContent.phppage=Artwork_Detail&aid=&eid=17&awid=1175&imght=567&imgwd=567)

As u might now, i usually write the Posts on my Blog in german. But since i've discovered that many of my readers come from the USA, (maybe because of the sites were i do some advertising to my Blog) i thought about writing future Posts in English. If u want this to happen, then click on "yes" on the right side of this page at the poll "Should i post future Posts in english?" and then click on "Abstimmen" to make the magic happen. It's up to you guys, i am like a chaelon, i can accomondate myself to the majority.

(The Vote is open until the end of the month)

EAT MY BOWLS!

WICHTIGE ANMERKUNG VORWEG!
Der nun folgende Post soll KEIN Angriff aus Fußball und/oder Fans werden, sondern lediglich auf die Gesamtsituation.
Also nehmt diesen Post bitte nicht persönlich. Ich wollte mich einfach mal frei auskosten und das wird ja noch erlaubt sein. Danekschön.

(Quelle: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/82020959/)

Juhu! OH WIE GEIL IST DAS DENN? YES! Die Fußball EM hat begonnen! Wie? Ihr habt das noch nicht mitbekommen? Das wundert mich, denn diese Information wird doch rumgereicht wie damals die Amtsherbegung im 3. Reich.
Im Fernsehen, im Internet, im Freundeskreis ÜBER F'IN ALL hört man darüber. Und für jemanden der einen großen "1 priest 1 nun" auf Fußball legt ist es kaum in Worte zu fassen wie GROßARTIG es ist überall mit Informationen zu diesem Haufen *Zensur* bombadiert zu werden.
Kleiner Gedankenflug: Meine Mutter mag' Fußball genauso wenig wie ich. Ich hatte neulich eine Unterhaltung mit ihr darüber und sie hat einen Satz gesagt den sie damals bei der WM oder ABC oder XYZ oder ADAC schon losgelassen hat:

"Mich interessiert nur, ob Deutschland gewinnt, ansonsten ist es mir auch egal."

So. Meine Frage: Wenn man auf Fußball einen großen "1 priest 1 nun" legt, WAS bringt es dann, zu wissen das Deutschland gewinnt oder nicht? Oder noch viel wichtiger: WAS bringt es im allgemeinen?
Szenario: Ich schnappe irgendwo auf, das Deutschland gewinnt (man wird damit ja zwangsläufig konfrontiert. Meine Reaktion: Zitat von Big L:

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Wenn ich mich nicht für Fußball interessiere, interessiert es mich auch nicht wenn, ob, wie und überhaupt Deutschland gewinnt oder nicht. WAS bringt es MIR?
Gibt es dadurch mehr Frieden auf der Welt? Nein
Kriegen wir damit die Euro Krise in den Griff? Nein
Geht dadurch RTL off-air? Nein
Werden wir dadurch Justin Bieber los?  Nein
Krieg' ich dadurch endlich 'ne Asian lady? Nein

Na? Bringt es mir was? NEIN


Ich erwähne es nochmal: Wenn ihr Fußball mögt, dann ist das in Ordnung, ehrlich. Mir geht es nur gegen die Zwille wenn man auf jedem Fernsehsender und von jeder X-Biliebigen Person damit zugemüllt wird.
ES GIBT LEUTE DIE SICH NICHT DAFÜR INTERESSIEREN!
Also wenn ihr feieren wollt, das Deutschland gewonnen hat oder wer auch immer, dann macht das, habt Spaß dabei ABER:
Informiert mich nicht darüber und tut es möglichst weit weg von mir. Danke.

Naja, wir werden das schon gemeinsam durchstehen, liebe Freunde... irgendwie.

Nachtrag
Eine Sache hab' ich im Eifer gerade vergessen: Ich persönlich bin ein großer NBA Fan. Warum wird darüber eigentlich nicht berichtet? Die NBA Finals zwischen den Miami Heat und Oklahoma City Thunder laufen grade, habt ihr das gewusst? Nein? Das überrascht mich recht wenig...

☆せいこ(王)☆ New Song (DOWNLOAD 4 FREE!)

I'm going to post this one in English.
Since my little "rant"... wait why "rant"? Let's say: Since the truth in my last post, where i was talking about the sillyness of today's mainstream "music", i decided to do a little track against Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. Download it, and share the video with your friends to revive real music!



Downloadlink->  http://depositfiles.com/files/ls1za5fth

And for those of you, who didn't know: You can download my new Album "スラムフンク", where i rap in japanese and english for free, too.
Check it out
-> .rar http://depositfiles.com/files/wrqq5dhbv
-> .zip http://depositfiles.com/files/u284zw88c



レアルの音楽 (REAL MUSIC) LYRICS
MURDERVILLEが大き
MAINSTREAMが小さい
JUSTIN B, くそったれGAGA　二つのださい
とっととでていけ，それが音楽，がき
きって，ボケそれが音楽
はい，そのサウンドわリアルの音楽
あ，あたらしいMURDERVILLE MUSIC，きっていい
俺わリアルの音楽をぢすき
おい！JUSTIN B, くそったれGAGA　きって！
MUSICがなぐられうことわありません！
音楽が戦争をいみする
それが　MUSIC，ただ聞く
ビトが諸軍，せいこわさむらい
俺がかつ，マイクをください
が君臨じょだんじゃねえ
JUSTIN B, くそったれGAGA！音楽が線祖をいみすう，そしてくそくらえ

4 Filehoster im Check

Ihr erinnert euch sicherlich noch an meinen Post, in welchem ich mir einige der vielen Filehoster die sich da draussen (gerade nach dem Abgang von Megaupload) tummeln herausgesucht habe und, wie man das eben im Journalismus so macht, deren Schwächen aufgedeckt und öffentlich breit getreten habe. Falls nicht:

Schämt und BILDet euch... oder geht einfach in diese Richtung
-> http://lovegiant.blogspot.de/2012/04/ich-will-doch-nur-downloaden.html

Das letzte mal hab' ich mich über die Biebrigkeit (kleine Info: Justin Bieber oder Ableitungen wie "Biebrigkeit" befindet sich im love GIANT Dictionary und ist ein Synonym für Scheiße/Scheiß etc...) von den Filehostern Justin Biebergator, Justin Bieberfiles und Justin Biebershare (die Namen wurde verändert, damit mir keiner was Anhängen kann) ausgelassen.
Vor wenigen Tagen sind mir noch ein paar Justin Biebrigkeiten einiger Filehoster aufgefallen, aber diesmal bin ich etwas fairer: Ich werde natürlich wieder Knallhart mit dem Holzhammer sagen, was für Justin Bieber diese Filehoster in ihr Klo hauen, während ich auf der anderen Seite auch erwähnen werde, dass man letzteres auch herunterspülen kann... also ich werde auch die positive Seite beleuchten.

!WICHTIG! Ich beurteile das aus Sicht eines Free-Users und nicht als jemand, der ein Premium-Account oder ähnliches hat! Ach ja: I ONLY LOVE ALL ASIAN LADIES!


INTRO

Filehoster. Es gibt viele und viele sind an ihrerer Justin Biebrigkeit kaum zu übertreffen. Wir kennen die Klassiker, wie man als Free-User in die 2. Reihe zu den ganzen Tokyo Hotel Teens zurückgestuft wird: Man darf nur 1 File auf einmal downloaden und die Downloadspeed ist gedrosselt. Das sind 2 Sachen die man gewohnt ist und mit denen man sich eigentlich auch abfinden kann. Gerade ich hab' mit warten eigentlich kein Problem, da ich ja bekanntlich ein Genießer bin. Gesundheit! Jo Moin, Tach!

Aber seit dem Abgang von Megaupload ist man ja auf andere Filehoster angewiesen und das wissen sie auch. Was für Bieberige Methoden die draufhaben? Schauen wir uns mal ein paar Filehoster genauer an...

 

Das dürfte wohl der bekannteste Filehoster sein. Das war, soweit ich mich erinnere, sogar der erste Filehoster, den ich für mich entdeckte.

Vorneweg: Ich weiß noch, dass einer meiner Freunde damals einen Premuium-Account hatte. Das schien ein relatives desaster gewesen zu sein, denn mittlerweile ist es glaube ich bei allen Filehostern so, dass, wenn man sich einen Premium Account zulegt, dieser für einen bestimmten Zeitraum gilt. Also 30 Tage, 60 Tage etc.. RAPIDBIEBER hat es damals so gehandhabt, dass man sowas wie "Rapidpoints" bekommt. Diese Points wurden dann mit jedem Download weniger.

Das liegt allerdings schon das ein oder andere Jährchen zurück und momentan hat sich RAPIDBIEBER da auf das "Normale" Niveau heraufgelassen.

Jetzt allerdings zum wichtigen: Wie behandelt RAPIDBIEBER eigentlich uns, die Free-User?

Größtenteils bin ich eigentlich relativ zufrieden mit RAPIDBIEBER. Die Files, die dort hochgeladen werden/wurden scheinen relativ lange up zu bleiben, man muss kein "Captcha" eingeben und wenn man einen Download abgeschlossen hat, kann man direkt den nächsten starten.

Genaue beob8er oder sogar beob9er werden es gemerkt haben: Die Wörter größtenteils und wenn man einen Download abgeschlossen hat... finden sich nicht zu Unrecht an diesen Plätzen.

RAPIDBIEBER hatte, ich glaube es war in der Zeit, in der Megaupload abgedunkte, eine weile lang ein Free-trail Dingen am laufen. Will heißen: Der Downloadspeed für Free-User war unglaublich schnell (so wollte RAPIDBIEBER wohl mehr Leute auf seine Seite bringen.) Mittlerweile ist es allerdings so, dass man die Downloadgeschwindigkeit von RAPIDBIEBER mit Daniela Katzenberger vergleichen kann, die versucht eine Matheaufgabe für Schüler der ersten Klasse zu lösen: Hoffnunglos.

Das ist zwar der einzige Schwachpunkt der mir gerade einfällt, aber ich kann euch sagen: Diesen Schwerpunkt hat jemand schonmal fallen lassen... und daraus ist dann der Atlantik enstanden. Macht einfach mal den Selbsttest: Sucht euch ein etwa 200MB großes File und downloaded es über RAPIDBIEBER. Und haltet schonmal die "Herr der Ringe" Trilogie bereit.

PRO

• Oldschool
• Keine Wartezeit zwischen den Downloads (Wenn ein Download durch ist, kann man direkt den nächsten Starten)
• Keine "Captcha" Eingabe
• Bei Free-Trial Aktionen wohl der beste Filehoster, den es gibt
• Bricht keine Downloads ohne Grund ab
• Kein File Größenlimit (man kann jedes File downloaden, egal wie groß es ist)

CONTRA

Der Downloadspeed arbeitet in etwa so schnell wie das Gehirn von Daniela Katzenberger

  (Zum vergrößern anklicken)

Einer der "neueren" Filehoster, auf den ich nach der Megaupload Misere traf, war JUSTIN BIEBERSHARE.  Und ich muss sagen, er hat sich beim ersten mal als ein solider Filehoster herausgestellt: Der Downloadspeed war relativ OK, er hat keinen Download einfach abgebrochen. Ja, er war solide.
Auch hier werden sorgfältige beob9er beim Wörtchen war die sorgfältig gepflegte Sorgenfalte bemerkt haben.
Bis vor kurzem, war mit diesem Filehoster alles in Ordnung doch dann hat der Filehoster die Vendetta Maske abgelegt und sein wahres Trollface gezeigt. Bei vielen Files ist es mittlerweile so, dass ihr folgendes Bild zu sehen bekommt, wenn ihr downloaden wollt. Ihr klickt auf "Kostenlos Downloaden" und dann kommt entweder der 30 Sekunden Countdown oder das hier:

(Zum vergrößern anklicken) 

Und das ist nicht der einzige Filehoster, der Free-Usern diesen Mist in erotische Körperöffnungen verabreicht: Justin BieberPost, ein Fielhoster auf den ich hier nicht weiter eingehe da ich ihn selten benutze, glänzt nicht nur durch einen Downloadspeed á Daniela Katzenberger Hirn, sondern auch durch eben diesen JUSTIN BIEBERSHARE Justin Bieber.
Das sieht mir ganz nach der bekannten Pedophilen Taktik aus: Zuerst lockt man die Free-User mit einem soliden Download und dann ist man sprichwörtlich "Fucked".

PRO

• "Verhältnismäßig" schnell
• Bricht keine Downloads ohne Grund ab

CONTRA

• Für unglaublich viele Files braucht man einen "Bieber"-Account
• (Ich glaube) File Größenlimit (man kann nur Files zu einer Größe von bis zu xxxMb downloaden)

Auch mit diesem Filehoster bin ich relativ zufrieden. Bei einigen Filehostern ist es ja mittlerweile so, dass man als Free-User nur Files zu einer größe von bis zu ->insert Random Zahl<- Mb downloaden darf. Das ist bei upbiebered anders. Dort ist es egal, wie groß das File ist, man kann es ohne Probleme downloaden. Das einzig störende ist, dass dieser Filehoster nicht der schnellste ist. Ich hab' sogar nachgelesen, das vor nicht allzu langer Zeit der Downloadspeed nochmal gedrosselt wurde. Aber wie schon angesprochen: Mir persönlich macht das eigentlich nichts aus, da ich ja genießer bin.

Was mich allerdings stört ist, dass upbiebered sich manchmal quer stellt und man einfach nicht Downloaden kann. Man bekommt dann eine Nachricht in der so etwas steht wie

"Für ihre Zone sind die Free Downloadslots aufgebraucht" oder so ein Bieber in der Art. upbiebered ist tatsächlich der einzige Filehoster von dem ich so etwas gehört habe. Allerdings kommt das anscheinend zum Glück nicht (mehr) allzu oft vor. Die letzten 2-5 Wochen oder so hab' ich das gar nicht bekommen, nur eben jetzt, vor ein paar Stunden wieder.

Alles in allem kann man sich eigentlich nicht beklagen. upbiebered ist eigentlich ganz OK.

Gesundheit übrigens.

PRO

• Kein File Größenlimit (man kann jedes File downloaden, egal wie groß es ist)
• Bricht keine Downloads ohne Grund ab

CONTRA

• Relativ lange Downloaddauer
• Hat diesen "Für ihre Zone sind die Free-Downloadslots aufgebraucht" Bieber
• Relativ lange Queue-Time, wenn man mal ein File heruntergeladen hat
• (Für Uploader) Ziemlich lange Uploaddauer

Eigentlich heißt es ja immer "Das beste kommt zum Schluß". Hehe. Ihr wisst ja dass ich gerne gegen den Strom schwimme... wobei ich eigentlich überhaupt nicht schwimme, da ich nicht schwimmen kann... somit kann ich auch gar nicht "am anderen Ufer" angelangen, wenn ihr versteht.
Aber zurück zum Thema: Ich hab' mir, wie das letzte Mal mit Justin Biebershare den Biebrigsten zum Schluß aufgehoben.
Wenn ihr lange nach einem File sucht und ihr findet Links auf NETROLL und ihr habt keinen "Bieber"-Account für NETROLL: GEBT ES AUF! Dieser Filehoster vereint so in etwa alles, was man an einem Filehoster hasst UND es hat sogar noch eine Sache, die einfach verdammt nervig ist und die ich auch nur von diesem Filehoster kenne:
Man kennt ja diese xx Sekunden Wartezeit, bis man mit dem Download beginnen darf. Die liegen bei NETROLL bei 30 Sekunden. Normalerweise öffnet man in der Zwischenzeit andere Tabs oder legt letztere in die Spülmaschine etc. während die Zeit runtertickt. Was macht NETROLL? Jep, wenn ihr nicht den Spülmaschinen Tab von NETROLL offen habt, freezed der die Zeit einfach. Sobald ihr den Tab wieder offen habt, läuft die Zeit weiter ab. Wie Biebrig (in diesem Falle ein Synonym für "Aufmerksamkeitsgeil obwohl man allen auf die Zwille geht") kann man denn sein?
Ihr kennt mich: Ich beschwere mich eigentlich nie über den Downloadspeed. Ich weiß, dass man Free-User drosselt, damit sie sich "Bieber"-Accounts zulegen und das ist auch vollkommen legitim. Aber wenn ich mich mal darüber beschwere, dann stimmt mit dem Speed definitiv irgendwas nicht. Ich habe in diesem Post den Downloadspeed einiger Filehoster mit der Leistungsfähigkeit von Daniela Katzenbergers Hirn verglichen. Nun. Stellen wir uns folgendes Wurst-Käse Szenario (Worst-Case Scenario) vor: Daniela Katzenberger und Justin Bieber haben ein Kind bekommen. Ja, keiner schöner Anblick und unwarscheinlich, da Justin Bieber nie die Pubertät erreichen wird und Daniela Katzenberger's Traumberuf immer "Barbie" sein wird, das gleiche Hirnvolumen haben sie ja schließlich schon. Aber einfach mal angenommen. So. Die Downloadspeed von NETROLL ist in etwa so schnell wie das Gehirn von den beiden zusammen: Ein Kollateralschaden. Ich meine, wenn ich für ein etwa 400MB File 1 TAG(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) warten muss, dann stimmt hier definitiv irgendwas nicht.
Wenn man also RAPIDBIEBER's Downloadspeed direkt mit der von NETROLL vergleicht, ist RAPIDBIEBER in etwa so schnell wie ich, wenn ich eine Asiatin sehe.
Wenn ihr also wie angesprochen mal etwas downloaden wollt und NETROLL steht zur Wahl, dann solltet ihr folgendermaßen vorgehen:

PRO

• Das scheint dieser Filehoster nicht zu kennen.

CONTRA

• Die Downloaddauer arbeitet so schnell wie das Hirn eines Kindes, welches von Daniela Katzenberger und Justin Bieber gezeugt wurde
• Bei den "30 Sekunden bis der Download startet" MUSS man auf der Seite bleiben
• Captcha-Eingabe erforderlich

Falls ihr ähnliche Eskapaden erfahren habt, irgendetwas spezielles über einen der erwähnten Filehoster wissen möchtet, oder was ihr generell über Filehoster denkt würde mich geradezu brennend interessieren. Ein kleiner Tipp: Gleich unter diesem Post befindet sich eine Kommentarfunktion ;)

Frauen im BILD... oder so

Wenn ich das Wort "Pressefreiheit" in den Mund nehme, an was denkt ihr dann? Bitte? Ähm nein, nicht Stroh... ich bezog' mich auf "Pressefreiheit".

Okay. Wenn man jetzt noch das "Recht der Frau" mit hinzunimmt, an was denkt ihr dann? Ja, jeder normale Mensch würde Sachen sagen wie "Alice Schwarzer" oder "Elisbeth Gabriel" (danke, Wikipedia.)

Spricht man allerdings einen "Redakteur" der BILD "Zeitung" darauf an, fallen vielleicht solche Zitate wie "Pressefreiheit für Frauen? Ist das nicht schon immer so? Ich meine; jede Frau hat doch das Recht, ein Kind aus sich heraus zu pressen." oder "Wie macht eine Blondine Marmelade? Sie schält einen Berliner."

Ich hatte mich ja schon einmal über die "Trollface Daily" auf meinem Blog geäußert. Falls ihr euch nicht mehr daran erinnern könnt -> http://lovegiant.blogspot.de/2012/03/trollface-daily-aah-sorry-bild-zeitung.html

Diesmal hab' ich wieder was tolles im Zusammenhang mit der "Trollface Daily" für euch. Also folgende Geschichte:

Es war einmal ein GIANT, der im Wohnzimmer sein Mittagessen genoß. Auf einmal erblickt er neben sich eine Ausgabe der Trollface Daily, die seine Mutter geöffnet liegen gelassen hatte. Natürlich liest seine Mutter die Trollface Daily nicht wirklich, sie interessiert sich ausschließlich für das Sudoku mit Buchstaben... ja, das Kreuzworträtsel.

Natürlich schwiff' der Blick des GIANT ein paar Male über die Trollface Daily und erkannte dann im linken unteren Abschnitt etwas, dass er einfach mit der Kamera fotografieren und auf seinen Blog in Verbindung mit einem Blogpost der seines Gleichen sucht und sich dann damit verheiratet hochladen musste:

 

In diesem Zusammenhang passt vielleicht folgendes Bild von elohell.net:

(In diesem Sinne natürlich: Not sure if troll or just bad editor.) Ich bin mir tatsächlich unsicher, ob der Redakteur, Layouter oder wer auch immer bei der Trollface Daily dafür verantwortlich ist das absichtlich oder mit Absicht so aufgeteilt hat, aber ich würde in diesem Zusammenhang gerne mal die Meinung von Alice Schwarzer hören. Auf jeden Fall zeigt das wieder einmal, wie die Trollface Daily mit dem Thema "Frau" umgeht. Wie ein Vater, der seinem Kind per "WASD" das laufen beibringt, warscheinlich. Aber um denjenigen, der dafür Verantwortlich ist, zu verteidigen: Zwei haben die beiden Sachen ja gemeinsam: "Einsamer sucht Einsame zum einsamen" UND: Ein Finale ist ja in gewissem Sinne auch so etwas wie ein Höhepunkt...

Interview mit eurem love GIANT aka ☆せいこ（王）☆

Es ist tatsächlich wahr: Euer "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT wurde vor wenigen Stunden interviewed. Nicht als Let's Player, nicht als Weltverbesserer, nicht als die Bescheidenheit in Person, sondern als Rapper, als ☆せいこ(王)☆. Es geht also größtenteils um meine Musik.
Ach ja: DAS INTERVIEW IST KOMPLETT AUF ENGLISCH
*Capslock off* ;D

Viel Spaß und nochmal großen Dank an R.Y.O. für die Möglichkeit, noch einmal Werbung für mein Japanese/English Rap Album zu machen.

Zum Interview->
-> http://risingsunfreestyle.blogspot.de/2012/05/interview-ronny-aka-seikoou-who-knew.html <-

誕生日おめでとうございます！+1 Blogpost

Es gibt mal wieder etwas zu feiern! Und zwar hat zum einen Blog -wiedermal- die 1,000 View Marke geknackt, nein, zum anderen ist heute der Geburstag euer "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT. Danke schonmal an alle, die mir schon zu diesen späten (oder frühen?) Stunden Glückwünsche haben zukommen lassen und die, die eben jenes noch vorhaben. Ap propos "vorhaben": ihr könnt dieses "Vorhaben" gerne in den Comments unter dieser News in die Tat umsetzen.

(Übrigens hab ich gerade nachgelesen, dass Facebook "Vater" Mark Sackhaarberg... pardón "Mark Zuckerberg" heute ebenfalls Geburtstag hat... gratz an dieser Stelle.)

Jetzt natürlich zu etwas, für das ich mittlerweile EIGENTLICH bekannt sein sollte: Asian ladies.

Ich glaube, ich hab' mich mit dem Titel "Lady of the 1,000 Views" etwas übernommen, deswegen werd' ich das ab heute etwas umwandeln. Nicht, das mir die Titelträgerinnen ausgehen würden... Hehe... dem "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT gehen die Asiatinnen aus... das wäre ja fast so als würde man sagen jemanden mit schweren Knochen gehe das Cholesterin aus.

Es ist allerdings tatsächlich ein Luxusproblem: Es scheint mittlerweile recht schnell zu passieren, dass mein Blog die 1,000 Viewmarke knackt und dieser Preis soll ja auch was besonderes sein... ist er zwar, da er immer von einer Asiatin besetzt wird, aber ich denke ihr wisst, worauf ich hinaus will, denn ich weiß es meistens selbst nicht einmal und somit könnt ihr mir das gerne nochmal in euren Worten schildern.

Deshalb haben wir hier die letzte "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 1,000 Views", ab sofort gibt es den Preis, sobald der Blog die 5,000 View Grenze knackt. Sprich: Demnächst heißt es "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 5,000 Views".

Jetzt aber erstmal zu dem, weshalb ihr euch warscheinlich auf diesen Blog verirrt habt:

 THE WINNER IS...

Diesmal hab' ich auch etwas mehr Informationen zu ihr, als zur vorherigen Titelträgerin:

• Name | Yuka Osawa (大沢佑香)
• Alias | Akira Eri
• Geburstag | 25.01.1986
• Heimatstadt | Tokyo
• Größe | 152cm
• Hobby | Musik hören
• Facebook | http://www.facebook.com/akiraelly 

(Kleine Info: Ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass dies nicht ihr privater Facebook account ist, sondern eher der, der Firma aber das tangiert mich persönlich nur periphär, solange ich sie bei Facebook in der Friendlist hab')

(Quelle-> Actionjav)

Wie ihr euch schon denken konntet, ist natürlich auch 大沢佑香 wunderschön... und eine Schauspielerin. Von ihr besitze ich... moment... etwa 11 Filme. Surprise. Ich dachte eigentlich, dass es entweder bei ihr oder bei 北条麻妃 eindeutig mehr sind, aber das ist wohl doch nicht der Fall... das springende Komma ist allerdings, HALT! , STOPP! , hey , "Komma her"... Oh mann, sorry aber den Witz wollte ich einfach mal bringen. Aber wie gesagt: Das springende Komma ist; dass 大沢佑香 leider eindutig zu wenig Filme dreht, die auch meinen Geschmack treffen und wenn, dann beeinhaltet es meist Sachen, die in die Art Movie nicht reingehören... wow. Jetzt wissen glaub' ich alle bescheid, wa?

Da übrigens 大沢佑香 im Internetz wohl seltsamerweise etwas präsenter zu sein scheint als 北条麻妃 gibt es hier noch ein kurzes YouTube Video von und mit ihr:



In diesem Sinne: GRATULATION,  大沢佑香!


Und als aftershow party noch ein kleiner Blogpost:
Ich hatte ja erwähnt, dass sich anscheinend nach meinem Post über Filehoster die Viewerzahlen vermehrt haben, wie Videos und Bilder von Asiatinnen auf meinem Laufwerk.
Ich hab' mir mal die Schlagwörter angeschaut, die die Leute eingegeben haben und dann wohl zu meinem Blog gekommen sind.
Eine Suche lautete in etwa so: "Was passiert, wenn ich bei Filehostern das Captcha eingebe?"
Ehm... ja. Was passiert dann wohl?
Mensch, wo ist eigentlich Captain Obvious, wenn man ihn mal braucht?
Kurioser ist allerdings das nun folgende: Erklärt mir bitte, was ich bei dem zweiten "Suchbegriff" denken soll: "Giant Bieber"... was soll ich dazu sagen bzw. wie soll ich mich da jetzt fühlen? Ich hoffe nicht dass das bedeutet, dass die Leute Justin Bieber mit mir asoziieren. Hört sofort auf damit!
Es gibt nämlich da ein kleines Logikproblem:

love GIANT=男らしさ (Männlichkeit)+I only love all asian ladies, also den einzigen Geschmack, den man(n) haben sollte

(Justin) Bieber=Witz der Natur, geschlechtlich undefiniert, love GIANT Synonym für "scheiße/scheiß"
Wie hat Notorious B.I.G. so schön gesagt?

"... doesn't fit like 2 d***s and no chick"

 Also falls es einem passiert sein sollte: Hört auf damit, sowas gehört sich nicht.

Abschließend noch eine Erinnerung an alle, die es vielleicht noch nicht wussten. Das könnte überraschend sein, da ich mich diesem Thema gegenüber relativ zurückhaltend verhalte, deswegen wisst ihr es vielleicht noch nicht, aber ich bin tatsächlich ausschließlich an Asiatinnen interessiert. Und genau das werde ich nochmal in diesem Post untermauern mit einer kleinen Bilderstrecke.
So. Das war's dann für meinen Geburstags Blogpost. Wir hören uns im nächsten LP oder lesen uns(?) beim nächsten Post. Und jetzt... das beste kommt auch bei einem Blogpost immer zum Schluß: Asian ladies

 

ゆかり田村 (Sängerin)

つぼみ (Schauspielerin)

(Quelle: http://www.facebook.com/tsubomifanpage)

 

堀江由衣 (Sängerin)

(Quelle: http://myanimelist.net/people/28/Yui_Horie)

北条麻妃 (Sollte euch mittlerweile ein Begriff sein ;))

 

大沢佑香 (Sie sollte euch spätestens jetzt ebenfalls ein Begriff sein :))

(Quellen: *hust* Größtenteils JJgirls... oder so... *hust*)