love GIANT Blog Lady of the 3,000 Views + 1 Blogpost

Hello world.
Okay that was a really bad opening. Like Lil' Wayne deciding to be a Rapper. Anyways before i get to the strawberry of this post, i hve to explain the chocolate cover first:
When i started this whole "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 1,000 Views" series,  i wanted to handle it like this:
Everytime, when this blog cracks the 1,000 View mark, i'll name a new "Lady of the 1,000 Views". The problem is just, that i orientated myself on the counter to your left. There was i time where i had over 2,000 Views once, but they dropped at one point below the 1,000 View mark. So that counter resets after a certain time.
But a few weeks ago, i discovered that it is possible, to display how many views this Blog has OVERALL. Damn, the internetz is so fascinating sometimes, isn't it?
As i write this sentence, this blog has got 4.850 views (thanks to all of you guys, by the way.)
So i'm going to handle it like before: Everytime this Blog cracks the 1,000 View mark, i'll name a "Lady of the 1,000 Views", but i'm going to measure it on the overall mark, since this makes more sense then looking at a resetting viewcounter, right?
And just one more thing: I guess you do know, that i'm the "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT, so i guess you know what kind of people get this prize, right? Exactly. Only real LADIES->  ASIAN LADIES, so those who deserve it.

And now, without further adieu i bring you: The "love GIANT Blog Lady of the 3,000 Views"...

• Name | ゆかり田村
• Date of birth | Feb, 27 1976
• Hometown | 福岡
• Hobbies | Making sweets, making ribbon bows, writing poems (詩)
• Website | http://tamurayukari.com/
• Twitter | http://twitter.com/yukari_tamura

The Ladies of the 1,000 and 2,000 Views were both actresses, so this time i decided to give the title to a singer. As u may have guessed, is beautiful... and a japanese pop singer. Of course she doesn't only produce music, she's also a voice actor in various Anime. Here is a list of the Anime she was featured in (wether as voice actor and/or as theme Song performer: http://myanimelist.net/people/27/Yukari_Tamura

I assume that most of you watched "Naruto" at least once. As u can see, she's doing the voice acting for "Tenten" and that's one reason why Tenten was and still is one of my favourite Characters in "Naruto".

But now to the more important stuff: The music.

She released her first Album (actually Mini-Album) called "What's new, pussycat?" on September, 26th 1997. Since i want to feed you with only good stuff and correct informations i looked it up on wikipedia and it says, that this Album is no longer being printed. But hey, we got the technologies and the possibilities. Combine them and u get the Internet and probably the idea.

Maybe u know her from my japanese Rap Album 「スラムフンク」, where i sampled her Track "君へ (Kimi e)" which was available on her fifth Single called "眠れぬ夜につかまえて (Nemurenu Yoru ni tsukamaete.)"

The thing is, that she has such an amazing voice. You just have to listen to one Track from her and you know what i mean. It's just simply beautiful, there's really no way to describe it. As far as i know, her most famous Song outside of Japan is "Love parade". Never heard of it? I know a way to change this:

U see and HEAR what i mean? Her voice is probably the "tullest" thing i've ever heard. So it's not much of a surprise that i own almost every Single as well as every single Album from her.

My personal favourite Songs? I guess (君へ "Kimi e"), "Sparkle with delight", 上海夜曲 ("Shanhai Yakyoku"), "Love parade", "Love countdown", "Black dahlia", "Oshiete A to Z" plus all the other ones i forgot.

With that being said;

Congratulations ゆかり田村!!!

And now, as a little "Aftershow party": A Blogpost

I'm gonna keep this one short and sweet, like... no everything that comes to my head is to dirty to name it, even though it would fit the following. I might as well just say it, since i have to wash this Blog after the following anyways. No, i won't.

I like to keep track of how people get to my blog. Like which tags do the use or which pages linked my Blog, stuff like that. After i posted the probably last german Post "EAT MY BOWELS!", i checked the tags people used to get on my blog and... well... just look at it:

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Okay here is the translation plus a little Statement from myself:

"jjgirls"

Oh yeah, i mentioned jjgirls as a source in one of my posts, but his doesn't make me a bad person... and no, i'm not easily bilious... jerk

"kelch zwei gesichter"

Translates to "cup 2 faces". The one post where i referred to the new YouTube Channel design and this "tilted image" with the 2 faces and 1 cup reminding me of what? Yes, what else? The new YouTube Channel design which looks like? Come on, you know it already.

"kippbilder"

Translates to "tilted image", see above.

"nicht schwimmen kann"

Roughly translates to "not being able to swim". I still don't understand why this would lead someone to my Blog and i don't even know how to make fun of it so... next!

"filehoster ohne captcha" + "free file hoster"

Translates to "Filehoster without captcha". Probably related to my in-depth analysis about 3 certain Filehoster. But seriously: Why bothering searching for file hoster, who don't require a captcha? You have to be lucky to even find a file hoster, which doesn't require a premium (or as i say, "Bieber") account to download files, in the first place.

"i love giants.blogspot.de"

No... just no. This is not "desperate lonely women.blogspot" neither is this "i am so unlucky with my sexual life, so i want to cheat on my husband, the man i'm looking for should also be able to get this vacuum to f*** this cake". So: NO!

What? Oh yeah, thanks for mentioning, i forgot the one before "free file hoster". Thanks, i really forgot it...

I have to warn you, there are things you DON'T need or DON'T want to know and this is one of 'em. The tag before "free file hoster" translates to...

"women shitting"

This is not just a NO. This is a "Justin Bieber has decided to Sing "NO". How in the name of feces can this... no. I'm gonna go now, take a chemistry bath and pretend that this never happened.

I see you in the next Blogpost!