Monday, November 3, 2014

Here is why Manliness has decreased

(Source: http://rixxblog.wordpress.com/2011/09/03/reinstating-my-man-card/)

It feels like it's been a decade (and no, I don't mean the Ring of Honor stable) since I wrote an article here but lately there is a little something that caught my attention that I just wasn't able to comprehend and that just makes my skin crawl because it's really cringeworthy.

So I have been watching the latest Raw Review from Bruce Blitz on YouTube. And for the record, no I don't watch WWE because I prefer wrestling, that's why I only watch TNA and ROH but Bruce Blitz' Reviews are always entertaining, that's why I love watching him and the panel shit on the current product. They are good. I would recommend it.

Anywho, as I was watching the Review and previous ones, he was talking that they actually have a man in a bunny costume as a wrestler. Oh pardon, as a "Sports entertainer."
Furthermore, they have two midgets, and if you think that's not politically correct, then fudge off, and no, I don't have anything against midgets. One in a alligator costume and one in a bull costume.
Three questions:
1: Is it entertaining? Fudge no
2: Is it wrestling? Pff yeah right.
3: Is it manly? Grow a freaking beard, jamoke!

And that was just the intro to this post.

I want everyone to attend me now. Let's have a minute of silence for something that is greately missed for about 3-4 years now: