Halloween Special: Scared?

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Hello folks, it is i, your's truely, his humble selfness, the "i only love all asian ladies" love GIANT, i think you are familiar with me by now.

If you take a quick glance into your mirror you may not only see an astonishing beautiful person (which is exceptionally true if you are of asian decent) but you may also see a reflection of your calendar and it says that it is October, 31st. Halloween, the day where scariness, black cats and eyes and creepy things lurking in the dark are at their peak like a young child when it's inside a Toys 'r us for the first time.

Anyhow, usually you get to see all kinds of bizarre or gross stuff every day on the internet (it happens every day to Lady Gaga everytime she takes a look in the mirror) but i think that today you get even more of that gruesome stuff. But if you are like me who fell into a well filled with manliness as a child and thus, is pretty hard to scare in the first place (yeah, right) you may go on a journey to find a good scare in the internet but you don't find anything. Good thing that you came over here, because i have collected a couple of pretty horrifiying stuff lately that i either found myself or that people sent to me.

So if it is difficult to scare you, then prepare yourself, buckle yourself up and get the popcorn ready. The few things that you are about to see could traumatize you.

I warned you. Don't blame me. There you go:

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I think we all agree on this: Apple is, in terms of everything the malfunction of the century. This company is the pure horror.
They are overrated and overpriced. As much as they suck the money out of their customer's pocket's and as much as they suck in general, i'm actually surprised that they didn't brought out a vacuum cleaner yet.
I also have a great name for it: "iSuck." Pretty simple: It doesn't only imply for what they do in general, but it also implies that the customer sucks for buying everything from this shitty company.
But aside from that, above you see something, that not only i came up with. A brand new product idea for Apple. Actually, this joke only works in german, but i'll explain it to you:
The german word for "Bucket" is "Eimer", which is pronounced as you see it above "Imer." And since Apple always puts an "i" in front of their products, why don't they bring out an "Imer."
This one serves like a container for every Apple product:
Since buying an Apple product actually means to throw your money out of the window, you can put all the Apple products in this container. In the garbage, since Apple products are a piece of trash anyways.


Clone wars... IN REAL LIFE!!

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I saved the worst... because in this case the "best" is the worst for last.

Maybe sometimes you lay back and think "What if there would be two KILLahBEEN's?" or "What if there would be 2 Maki Hojo's and the other one would be a レズ only actress OH MYYYY!" You know, good things. But then you turn on your laptop and you get totally turned off by what you see. The above picture is no fake and it definitely isn't a laughing matter. The "Before - After" could also be replaced by "Good - Evil" or "Beauty - The Beast."

This guy is called Toby Sheldon (not related to Sheldon J. Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants) and he spent 100000$ to look like Justin "Let me kill music real quick" Bieber.

Now i have to give this guy credit for one thing: Back then, when i wrote my blog posts in german, i invented a term called "Bieber." It is an adjective and it is meant to replace cusswords. A little example:

"You gotta be shitting me." would be replaced with:

"You gotta be Biebering me." Or:

"What the fuck?" < - > "What the Bieber?"

"Shit just hit the fan" < - > "Bieber just hit a fan"

And this is where i have to give Toby Sheldon (still not related to Sheldon J. Plankton) credit: He literally lives the above mentioned structure.He is visually showing the whole world the Bieber finger.

Usually every human being has it's own identity, dignity and style, so i'm not only puzzled about why he decided to copy someone else but i'm also puzzled about why he decided to look like a female version of Paris Hilton with a bowl cut.

Is it because he want to be a living memorial to the music industry so that something like Justin Bieber never happens again?

Is it because he can hit on underaged girls with that look?

Whatever the case may be: It is probably one of the most creepiest things i've seen in the last couple of weeks (right after my skills in Left 4 Dead 2, Killing Floor and one or two movies from certain japanese movie companies.)

But just remember when all the Justin Bieber hype is finally over. Or Justin Bieber is doing something that is even more terrible than his music (which would be quite an accomplishment) and he doesn't want to look like Justin Bieber anymore. This could tun into some serious Poltergeist shit:

If these 2 topics didn't scare or sicken you, then you deserve the lumberjapanese pass because you are quite the man (or woman, depends.)

With that being said: Scary Halloween! (Because "Happy" is mainstream and since Halloween is supposed to be scary, "Happy Halloween" is kind of a paradoxon, if you ask me.)